Donor challenge: Your generous donation will be matched 2-to-1 right now. Your $5 becomes $15! Dear Internet Archive Supporter,. I ask only. A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks.
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Never think of a mark as the victim of dirty tricks. Apr 25, Jeff Beland rated it liked it Shelves: Do your duty as a good citizen, too, and report to the proper officials that there are no stickers on Mr. If there be any among haydjke who would wish to dissolve this Union or to change its republican form, let them stand undisturbed as monuments of the safety with which error of opinion may be tolerated, where reason is left free to combat it.
A friend of Mr. Joe suggest you shop for a supply of these at government and military offices, corporate mailrooms, etc. Tell people in bars and grocery stores. Dolly says on of the orderlies had his buddy assume the corpse position on the lower shelf of meat wagon, complete with a tag on a bare toe peeking out from under the almost carefully tucked sheet.
Shep says, “Just put a half dozen of those baby dills in his gas-tank outlet. These are the powerless people who are the victims of bullies.
For instance, she says if they have a beanbag char, she makes a small slice in eve with her razor-knife. Within four days, the neighbor began to carry a pooper-scooper when he walked his dog. Sharing food with friends is a popular Yuppie treat.
You unlock only one. The only worse use of head ornaments I have heard of came from John “Big Dick The Truck” Camper, who is normally a quiet, poetry-addicted, middle-aged member of a small-town Elk’s Club. Think about the state that environment after half an hour attempted escape, followed by frantic trashing.
George Hayduke (author)
This airplane has been hijacked and the terrorist have chosen you to be dumped out of the cargo hatch as a symbol. Hayduek our old friend ipecac from my first book?
Make it awful, crude or whatever would do the most damage. Or, fill one of the machines with crickets from a bait shop, or a swarm of bees. I’d like to hear about them. You may wish to disguise yourself and your drivers. Remember that psychological hyduke is almost always more devastating than the real thing.
Books by George Hayduke (Author of Get Even)
So, Crazy Larry and Knuclebuster Spike are gonna be there in hauduke hours to collect the money of fa you. Here’s a fun little game you can play with other fascist friends. She stuck her fashionably thin hand up there, felt around and found a couple dozen grains of rice scattered throughout her coiffeur.
Add a bit of water and within fifteen minutes the stuff expands and become hard as Sheetrock. I bet your mark sleeps on his or her back for a long time after the hsyduke Substitute this tape for the one already in the machine.
Frankly, unless a truly sensational crime is involved, police have more vital things to do than chase down a prankster in a Halloween suit on Halloween night. Don’t talk unnecessary with people.
Is capitalism compatible with communism? But maybe you’d forgotten it, so pay attention now. Did you ever consider setting up your mark in just such a business? He bought some little discs of moth killer that come wrapped in plastic packs and look somewhat like candy.
These products come in powdered form to be mixed with water. Don’t take that literally. Hope that the secretary will open the mail first – this is usually the case. Though I despise much of his ideology and actions, I admire these words of Robert B. I nail them to a cross or board. Place the number above the respective name. Sam Humenik rated it it was amazing May 29, But be sure to name it. About 95 percent of the people are decent.
He drives as if his vehicle were in four-wheel drive. But, since moving to California, she has found a remedy to this shortage of dead animals.